a proper hello

well there, and can i just say ‘phewf’. i finally have the time to tell you a little bit about myself without worrying about them coming in here and catching me at it and taking away my access to the woman's computer which would upset me greatly.

hello, i am goebbels and i am a turkey and i am only telling you this here and now in case you did not believe the title of my weblog and so that you are not confused when i start to tell you more about my life in the future and you notice that it is different from your life in more ways than two.

i am six months old, male and mostly brown and i learned my english from a very smart pig who, sadly, died last month from something going awry in his stomach. i only started to use the computer a couple of days ago and i have already learned how to type and how to use the internet in that short a time although it has been a very busy week learning those two things and my neck is also a little sore.

i am trying to find my friend who has disappeared and the rooster told me about the internet and told me that that is where people go to find things and sometimes friends too, so here i am and after i tell you a bit more about myself maybe you can help me find my friend.

my first thing on the internet was getting an email address and you can email me at my email address from your email address by looking at the words at the side under where it says ‘i also have an email address’ to see what my email address is so you can email me from your email address.

my second thing was to get this weblog, which is a thing you might not have ever heard of because they are very new things, maybe only a month or two in their infancy, but do not feel bad that you do not know about weblogs because i am a turkey who is on what they call the cutting edge of technology. i am not saying i am better than all you beautiful people, i just have a knack for staying on the cutting edge and want to share with you what a weblog is.

i hope to find my friend but i will also write my thoughts here as often as i can, usually late at the night time when the man and the woman have gone to bed because they go to bed early and sleep very heavily because they are farmers, you see. i will write about things i find on the internet and about my own thoughts because lately i get very lonely now that i am the only turkey at the farm and writing things down is better than crying over them.

boy oh boy does typing ever hurt a lot and this has taken a lot of time to put together so maybe i will leave this for now and come back and write some more tomorrow or sometime and i hope you will come back tomorrow or sometime as well and feel free to bring some of your friends along too and i will tell you what it is like to be a turkey in this day and age in case you already do not know that sort of information.

ummm, okay, bye for now i guess. good night all you beautiful people.