google.com

sorry i am back and the man has a belly full of milk i think because that is what he got out of bed to go and get from the kitchen and he did not see me in my clever hiding place of behind the door.

so today as i was saying i found a fantastic website that has changed the way i look at the internet forever and i will tell you about it so that you can use it too and because you have probably never heard of it because i think it is new.

so before every time i used the womans computer i was using the part of her computer that says ‘favorites’, which by the way is spelled incorrectly but that is neither here nor there, and in that part of her computer there was a website on travel and a website for recipes and a website for a newspaper and several other fun places that a turkey like me could spend hours every night at including a website that helps you to build your own weblog which as you can see i have looked at once or twice.

so today i read a news story on the newspaper website and i clicked on a link and it took me to this wonderful page and are you ready for it because i am about to tell you that this page was called www.google.com.  i know it sounds like a funny name but please you have to believe me that you should take a look at this site because this site will help you find things on the internet in case you do not have a womans favorites to keep you busy and you do not feel like typing random addresses to see what will come up which is what i did when i typed www.jazamakloogy.com and by the way nothing came up for that website at all either.

so here is what you do if you want to find something on the internet/

step one go to www.google.com by typing it into the top part of your internet, and you can even just type in google.com i think in case you want to save some time or maybe if your ‘w’ key is broken this is a good idea too.

step two there will be a long empty box on the page under the word ‘google’ and in that box you type in what you want to find so for example if you wanted to find some information about clouds you would type in the word ‘clouds’ and then you click your mouse on where it says ‘google search’ and it will find websites that have the word ‘clouds’ in them.

i am sorry if i am going too fast but please try to stay with me here because it is worth it.

step three then there will be a list of websites and you can choose from that list by clicking on one of the names that is underlined and blue and then it will take you to your page on clouds and good luck i hope you find some stimulating content on that page.

i was very excited to find www.google.com today because now it seems like there is a whole new world out there for an internet savvy turkey like myself and, because i adore all you beautiful people who come to my weblog, i wanted to tell you all about it so that you can also use it and spread the word and with our help maybe we can make www.google.com very popular and i also wanted to tell you about www.google.com because i cannot tell anyone around here because they all just keep talking about the attention thief and www.google.com would not interest them in the least so in the end i want to thank you just for listening so thank you and i will see you here again tomorrow and i am going to bed now so good night.