so the most interesting thing happened to me today and you will not believe a word of what i am about to say i am sure but trust me it is spectacular.
the man was cleaning up the poop gift that the attention horse gave me and when what do you know out of his pocket came his cellular telephone. i knew it was a cellular telephone because he is on it all the time and i remember the pig saying once 'oh there goes the man on his cellular telephone again' and you know i do not know what came over me but i saw it fall and i saw that he did not notice it and when he took the pail away i went and i sat right on the phone.
he came back a few minutes later and he was looking around on the ground at this way and that way and i pretended to be asleep. i hope you will believe me when i tell you that i am a very good actor and he believed that i was just a snoozing away the afternoon and he eventually walked away.
when he was out of my sight because i kept one eye sort of open even though i was still acting i tried to pick the cellular telephone up with my beak and it was hard but i eventually got it and now i have his cellular telephone in my shack and it is hidden so well under some hay. and not the obvious hay either where you think it would be under but other hay that is just loosely on the ground and would have no business hiding anything.
i don't know what i will do with it but i have it and i feel like the turkey you would have met before i learned all the things i am learning would not have done this.
i think this is what is called personal growth.
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