well as you may have guessed i have been a little depressed in the last few days after my failure to obtain the hair off of the attention thiefs tail for the purposes of trying out my newly acquired knowledge of voodoo practices. the plan fell apart in the very first facet as the chickens did not believe that there was a fox loose somewhere on the farm and thus they would not run to ginger for help and so i was left to try and convince both of the horses myself and i came across very badly in the end as i believe i looked to be quite a crazy turkey and quite possibly crazier than the chickens themselves even appear on their craziest of days.
i have done precious little with my time except to sleep and nap and enjoy my three meals a day in relative peace and quiet and no other plans to take over the farmyard and be the center of attention once again just yet anyway. the other day was a much needed break from learning about the big outside world because if there is one thing this whole voodoo thing has taught me it is that i do not even know my little outside world as well as i thought i did and the whole experience has been very humbling.
oh well, we live and we learn and sometimes not even in that order.
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