voodoo

so woohoo for me because i got my first email from one of you beautiful people although it is not my first email ever because i have another email saying welcome to your new email account and another email saying welcome to your weblog account but those do not count because i believe some nice person was paid to send me those two emails.

but no i got my first real email from a nice woman named larisa and, though i was sad at first because it did not contain any information about voodoo like i was looking for, what the email did contain was an exciting message telling me how i could make money using the internet, as much as 2000 dollars a month which could buy a heck of a lot of tzatziki sauce i am guessing.

but to get the information from her larisa needs my first name and my last name and my email address but i do not understand, larisa, do you not read my weblog and therefore do you not know that my name is goebbels and that i do not have a last name because i am a turkey and that my email address is something you already know because you have already sent me an email one time already/  i believe i have already provided the information you want so i look forward to hearing back from you again soon and thank you so much for your wonderful letter.

so here is what i know about voodoo so far from all of my intensive internet research on www.google.com.

first i read on a website about how i could take some hair from the attention thief and make a little doll that looks like her and then whatever i do to the doll would happen to the attention thief and maybe i will sit on it.

then i read on another website that those who believe in voodoo believe that the universe is all one and that each thing affects something else which is okay with me because i really want to affect the attention thief something awful,  like maybe affect her ability to walk or something so thus far voodoo sounds like it is the right thing for me.

but then i got confused because the second website also told me that, because the universe is one, what you do to another being you are doing to yourself because you actually are the other being and this part i did not like so much because it makes it sound like if i followed my earlier plan i would end up sitting on myself and i know i do not want to do that and so i need some help here please so if you or anyone you know knows something about voodoo please email me and tell me if i will be sitting on myself as well as the attention thief as well as any other important information you think i should know about voodoo and i will be very grateful to you until at least early sometime next week.