it has been a very lazy few days for this turkey let me tell you but i am back tonight and i have learned a few new things i would like to share.
the first is that i learned from some cat friends today on twitter the words sun puddle and i just think this is the most fun phrase to say in my brain and i went outside my shack and i found a very lovely sun puddle right near where the attention horse is and i sat there for a lovely long time just feeling the sun on my face and i was not even bothered by the attention horse at all and in fact i hardly noticed her if i am telling you the truth.
the second thing i have learned is that the barn cat is a very wary feline and he has not returned to my shack since his first visit and if any of my cat friends could comment and leave some advice as to what i can maybe say to make him feel not so bad and to come around again i would appreciate it because i am trying to learn to be nicer to him. i think he is a good cat and did not want to eat me even though that is maybe what i first thought at first.
the third thing that i learned is that i am the cats pajamas which was a comment my friend emma sent to me and i did not want to tell her that i did not know what she meant by it and i am afraid that my lol response was not the right one.
i am worried that emma is starting to think that this little turkey brain is not the right kind of brain that she wants to spend time in a chat room with because she keeps making jokes about camels and cats pajamas and i am not understanding them and she did not get the joke that i tried to say tonight about how i wish a moon puddle was as comforting as a sun puddle and, well, i am just worrying that i am ruining everything in our chat room.
if you know of a way to talk to the barn cat and if you have a good joke i can say to emma please let me know and please maybe explain the joke because i do not want to say a joke i do not understand.
your old turkey friend goebbels would very much appreciate that.
i hope you are having nice dreams and thoughts wherever you are tonight.
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