Thursday, April 7, 2022

The Big Day Is Fast Approaching

Everything is coming together for Friday. Jasmine has been moving some of the bigger and heavier things out of the way so that we have room for all of the animals near the tree stump and it is looking good over there and Petunia has crafted a very very smart distraction for the man and the woman and she has enlisted the help of the cows to do so.

The cows want to come to the speech very badly but Petunia has convinced them that we will talk with them separately later and I do not know exactly what they will be able to do but I know it has something to do with the milking machines and where the cows live is all the way on the other side of the farm, away from the main barn and where the tree stump is so I hope they are able to help.

Carmel has spoken with every animal she can and I love her and everyone loves her and when she asks nicely the animals are usually willing to say yes and she is just such a lovely little lamb.

Barry has made himself the CAT IN CHARGE and yes I am using capital letters because that is how he sounds when he speaks to us and he will be introducing me for my speech and will also be in charge of opening the latches of some of the other animals who may be locked up at that time so that they can attend and he will be in charge of opening the chicken coop as well and I know that conventional wisdom may not allow for a cat to enter a chicken coop but I have told the chickens they can trust Barry and I think they heard what I said but, as usual, they spent a lot of the time I was talking to them talking amongst themselves.

It is all coming together. Now if you'll excuse me I am going to call it an early night and go and get some rest because I have a big day of speech preparations to take care of tomorrow.

Wish me luck all you beautiful people.

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