Packing up

It has been days now and I do not think that this presidential pardon will be coming my way. Whoever the lucky turkey is who gets the pardon this year I hope you do something amazing with your life.

I am going to head on the turkey trail in a few days time, my decision is made. I will not be able to carry my cell phone with me for I must move quickly. I hope the COA has spread out before me as planned and I have a safe route ahead.

The next few days are going to be difficult ones to say my goodbyes. Your old friend Goebbels is going to miss a lot of these animals. I can't even believe there was once a time when I wanted to use voodoo tricks to bring harm to Jasmine. That was definitely the old me and I appreciate every one of you beautiful people who have supported me along the way.

Time to pack up and head out. I will return for one more goodbye here before I leave.

Good night, friends.