Pardon me?

My friends, I was going to come on here tonight to say my goodbyes but, more importantly, I wanted to charge my cellphone which I have found and will try to bring with me on my journey.

I wanted my goodbye to be simple and quick and not to be too melodramatic because I am many things but I think you will not be able to say I am dramatic with a straight face, right?

So I was waiting to write my weblog post and I decided to use Google to search the words "save turkeys" because it occurred to me that my journey could b about a lot more than just my own skin but could maybe be used to help more turkeys along the way.

And I learned about something called a presidential pardon for Thanksgiving turkeys and oh my have you ever heard of such a thing?

So I have a new idea and I will be staying here for a few more days before hitting the Turkey Trail.

What if I could get the president to pardon me?

What if, somehow, your old friend Goebbels the turkey could get the president to spare my life and give me a pardon?

I am not only excited about saving my life but mostly about how much more I would be able to spread the word about the Coalition of Animals and encourage people to just start eating a little less meat than they currently do.

I am excited to have my phone back because tomorrow I will go onto twitter for the first time in a long time, since before my big sadness, and see what more I can find out about the president and this idea of pardoning.

I still have the turkey trail to follow if this does not work, but if it does...

If it does...

If any of you beautiful people know the president, please let him know that I am very interested in being the turkey he chooses to pardon this year.