i am me

okay so i will make this as simple as possible and it is a list i may add to at some point in the very near future but for right now i present to you reasons why i am unlike the joseph goebbels in world war two germany/

reason the first joseph goebbels had a disease called polio and suffered from a sense of physical inadequacy that tormented him his whole life and goebbels the turkey, who is me, has suffered from a sense of physical inadequacy only once and it was when the attention horse was born and i was too small to do anything about it but i am over that now so one for me.

reason the second joseph goebbels used his powers of persuasion and his ability to create powerful propaganda against men and women running in the other race whereas goebbels the turkey only uses those powers for good and nobody will die and if i lose the race well then i will be mad but not forever i think.

reason the third on may the tenth in 1933 joseph goebbels burned a lot of books in a place called berlin which i think is in germany and you would not catch goebbels the turkey burning a book, no siree, no you would not, because i love books and even if i do not understand what i am reading which is the case with this one book the man has on his shelf which is called the holy bible and it is filled with strange words and far too many names and so my point is that even if i do not understand or like the book i would not burn it, not even the holy bible.

so there are three reasons at the least and boy is this ever interesting stuff i am reading about and i hope all of you beautiful people can see the difference between this goebbels and the joseph goebbels from germany in the second world war because we really are very different.

and after all of that i still do not know what a reich is, or a reichstag either which is a new word i read today and looks like it could be similar but knowing my luck with words it is probably very different.