the other goebbels

oh dear oh dear oh dear this will not do at all.

you see i was playing around the other night on www.google.com and i suddenly became curious if anyone in the bigger outside world knew who i was so i typed in my name ‘goebbels’ into the box on that site like i told you about last week and i hit google search and you will never guess what came up.

well there was a website about a man named joseph goebbels and they called him the mastermind of the third reich and while i do not know what a reich is, or what happened to the first and second ones, to be a mastermind of anything sounds pretty good to me and i was filled with a sense of pride because i shared the name with this man and when the man and the woman named me and when they painted my name on the little shack in which i sleep they must have been aware that i have true mastermind potential which i think we all know is obvious and is a foregone conclusion.

so i decided to read some more to see if i had anything further in common with joseph goebbels.

so did you know that there was a thing called the second world war and a man named hitler and from all accounts i have been reading hitler was not a very nice man at all in that he did not like men and women known as jews and believed greatly in preserving the aryan race.

now i do not understand what is so important about a silly race that he would want to kill anyone to help preserve it i mean so what if another man or woman runs in a different race, why does one race have to be better than the other race/  and if you do want to see which race is better and who is the fastest you should just make the winner of your race run against the winner of the other race because killing everyone who runs in the other race just seems very mean and unsportsmanlike i think.

so anyway back to how the second world war relates to me.

so joseph goebbels, it seems, basically helped make the men and women in a place called germany believe that what they were doing was the right thing and that killing the other men and women was okay and then there was that reich thing that he masterminded and they almost got away with it but then there was a man from a place called britain who was named after a cigarette company who helped to stop him.

i do not understand everything just yet, but from the tone of the websites i have been looking at i do not get the impression this joseph goebbels character was a nice man either and that is the point that i referred to in the beginning of my post when i said that it would not do at all because this goebbels, this turkey right here whose words you all are reading, is a nice goebbels i think.

anyway i will research and educate all you beautiful people some more tomorrow for right now i am very tired and need to sleep and if anyone knows what a reich is and where i can get one to practice masterminding on please email me at my email address.