turkey farms

hello all you beautiful people and i am sorry if you have been visiting here the last two days and were hoping to be hearing from me and then you saw that i had nothing new to say and i hope you were not too disappointed is all i am saying because this turkey needed to take a break.

i am back and i am excited about turkey farms and turkey farmers. do you know there is such a thing/ a farm where they focus only on the turkeys and not on things like a baby horse.

oh boy the attention thief has been on parade around here let me tell you. everything is jasmine this and jasmine that. the chickens talk about her like she is their queen and i haven't said two words to her yet because she keeps pooping near where i have to sleep and oh boy the smell.

i bet she thinks i am a grumpy turkey but i am not grumpy i just do not need to smell your poop you attention thief. or maybe i should just call her attention horse. oh man how i do not like attention horse.

but i am easily distracted because i wanted to tell you about turkey farms.

i am following some nice turkey farmers on twitter and i am nervous to submit a tweet to them because i do not want their turkeys to think that i am stepping on their toes but i am jealous that they get the attention that i am craving here.

from what i have been able to tell, these places are good places. at first i thought they were bad places because it seemed like there might be bad things happening, like turkeys going missing like my friend biggun but i think that after i have read some more, how bad could a place be if they feed you lots and make sure you are comfortable and they give you something called freedom of range which sounds good even though i am not too sure what range is or how i would use it but i am pretty sure my range is not free here although i do have internet access so maybe that is something.

i am less and less happy here without biggun. i miss him.

and the more i learn about what is out there, the more i want to visit it.