bye emma

so i just got back from a brief trip back into the irish dating website and i am happy to report that bristolboi82 was not there and i do not know where he is or was but if someone finds parts of his exploded body washing up on a shore somewhere i have very scary mental powers that need to be studied further.

but emma was there and she was saying hello to me and acting as if she had done nothing wrong by ignoring me the other night and i said hello back to her quite coolly meaning that i did not give her any lols and if she had asked me the time of day i might not have even given her that but i did say hello.

emma said i was acting weird and that she thought i was a little rude in the chat room when she had been talking to bristolboi82 and she did not like that side of me to which i wrote back to her that i didn't think i was the one being rude and im sorry if i offended her but i think she could tell by the tone of my chatting, which is a real thing, that i wasn't really sorry.

then i pretended that i was very busy because i was having a party and just stopped in to check my message board which is a part of that irish dating website really quickly and that i had to get back to the many many guests who had all brought me gifts and who were waiting for me to make a speech because boy am i ever popular and i think emma was a little jealous because all she has are internet friends.

speaking of internet friends i also got another email today but it was not from larisa and in fact larisa has not emailed me back at my email address yet so i am thinking that that is one working opportunity that i am going to have to let go of for now, but today i got an email and the subject asked me if i wanted to get rid of my spare tire and i do not know what they think i am running here on the farm but it certainly is not a used auto parts shop but then i opened it and it was all about how i could lose fifteen pounds before swimsuit season starts and even though i have been gaining a little weight lately i really do not see how that is anybodys business but my own, thank you very much, and also i do not own a swimsuit.

swimming would be nice though right now because boy was it ever a hot day today and i think it was so hot that the chickens were laying scrambled eggs.

lol

you see emma/ i can make a joke too and it just makes me sad that you do not even know what you are missing.