irish dating

good morning to all of you beautiful people it has truly been an excellent day around here. today i made some more new friends from my submitted tweets and i slept almost all afternoon and evening because i was so tired because oh boy is having a cellular phone ever an addictive thing. it is hard to put it down once you start. have you had this same experience/

i woke up this morning with a singular thought in my singular head. haha. i just pictured a two headed turkey. i woke up this morning thinking that it was so nice to have friends again, even if they are friends that i cannot see in my real life with my own two eyes. haha. i just pictured a three eyed turkey.

haha. i just pictured a two headed turkey with three eyes. one head has two normal eyes and the other head has one eye and another covered by an eye patch like a pirate.

but i am getting way off topic here. i think i am a little delirious. too many late nights. i might not sneak into the farmhouse tomorrow night and maybe i will just catch up on some sleep.

but yes, even though i cannot see these friends with my own two eyes they certainly feel real and i have the same feelings as when me and biggun would just sit around and talk about things and try to learn new things from each other.

here is what i learned today.

i learned that vegans eat food without meat and they definitely do not eat otters. that was from my new friend princess luna.

i learned that a canada is a cold place and a big place. thank you gracie and fynn.

i am also a little embarrassed because i learned that irish is a place and so irish dating is when people go out and get food and maybe it is vegan food or maybe not or maybe they go and have a drink or they watch a movie and anyway it is good to have that mystery solved and i do not think the irish dating website i found is my solution for making friends. i think twitter is my solution. twitter is better than irish dating.

i learned that a vaccine is a medicine that helps protect people against diseases and oh boy did that ever get me stuck in a gopher hole. that is what i have been reading about for the last two hours and my conclusion is that i should leave the advice and information of that to people who have spent their lives researching it all instead of me just doing my own research on www.google.com and maybe this is all i will say about it and i will stop this thought right here.

the internet is a beautiful place and there are so many beautiful people. i was warned today in a small way that someone said they hoped people were nice to me but i don't see why anyone would want or choose to be any other way, do you/

6 million

hello all of you beautiful people and i hope you are happy right now because i was happy and this weblog post today is going to show my movement from a happy turkey to a turkey with a heavy heart.

today was a brilliant day and i had my first comment on this weblog - hi annie - i looked up cinnamon toast and it also looks delicious - and then my second comment from a person who likes something called nascar - mental note to learn about that too - and i learned how to reply to comments using my cellular phone - which is my new short version of saying cellular telephone to save time and space.

yesterday and today i remembered what it is like to have friends again which is something i have not had since the pig and biggun both left and it has felt so good.

and i was going to write tonight about remembering that when i remembered that i had also been reading about holocaust remembrance day yesterday and then i further remembered that i wanted to learn what a holocaust was so i have spent tonight reading about it and, oh boy, let me tell you, if you do not know already a holocaust is a very bad thing.

there were these people called nazis and my evil twin - which if you have been reading my weblog you have heard of before - was one of them and the nazis were led by a man called hitler in a place called germany where my new twitter friend the acrocat is from and they were responsible for killing 6 million jews and jews are people and that is what the holocaust was but there is so much more.

i can only count to 19 but even i know that 6 million is a lot a lot a lot of people.

also to my friend the acrocat i know this happened a long time ago and i know that germany is a much better place to be now.

but the holocaust is the saddest thing i have ever read but then on twitter i saw so many people celebrating those who survived and how they would not be here today if it were not for their grandparents and great grandparents surviving. i am feeling so many emotions and i want to give every single person who survived the holocaust and all of their children a big hug and tell them they are amazing and beautiful.

i know i am not a perfect turkey and i have had some bad thoughts as anyone who remembers my voodoo plan from a while ago will know and be able to tell you but i just cannot even think about how bad you would have to be to want to have so many people dead just because they are different.

hitler was so bad man i am telling you he was the worst.

so today i learned that as beautiful as the bigger outside world is it seems it is not all cinnamon toast and tzatziki.

i am a user of cellular telephones

if you have read the title of this post then you will know why i am so excited and i just cannot contain my excitement.

early this morning it was fairly quiet around my little shack so i dared to uncover the man's cellular telephone from my secret hiding place for it under the pieces of hay and when i moved it do you know what i was surprised to see/ a picture of the man and the woman appeared and when i tapped on his face some numbers appeared.

i am a smart turkey and the pig taught me many things including how to count to 19 so i started to count and i pressed 1 2 3 4 5 6 and do you know what happened/ the faces of the man and woman disappeared behind a bunch of tiny boxes and one of those boxes was the familiar blue and white of our friend twitter.

i. know.

how crazy is that///

so i spent some time hitting this and that and i saw that the man is a twitter too but i found a way where i can put my twitter onto his twitter and i can now tweet using the cellular telephone, which if you were following me on twitter today you would have seen while the man was eating his lunch.

i am so excited that i do not have to wait until the middle of the night to submit tweets and read about my friends like mr pawsley who lost some balls today but i still have to be very careful because if one of the chickens passes by or, even worse, the attention horse, and they see me using my cellular telephone they may cause some trouble.

but i am more excited than scared because it just seems like there is so much to learn about the outside world and so many people on twitter gave me hearts today and i have so many hearts to give in return. i will try to learn about the outside world now in the daytime as well.

so many things i want to know.

i want to find out what irish dating is.

i want to find out what a vaccine is.

i want to read more about holocaust remembrance day because a lot of people were writing about that today in their submitted tweets and i want to remember too even though i don't know what a holocaust is.

i want to see pretty pictures of other birds and people enjoying tzatziki.

i want to find my friend biggun.

catching up

here i am but only for a quick minute because last night i spent all my time catching up on this weblog and my emails because i did get another email and this time it is offering me 20 percent off my dream engagement ring but the person did not leave their name so i do not know how to address my reply.

here is a note on email etiquette in case you did not know it - if you want someone to write back to you you should always include your name somewhere in the email.

now tonight i have to go and catch up on twitter and see if anyone there can tell me what irish dating is because i know i do not want to adopt a dog or a cat but i am intrigued about this third option to make friends.

making friends

so when i do an internet search for ‘how to make a friend’ i was told to visit websites about adopting dogs and adopting cats and about joining an irish dating website and i do not know what irish dating is and i do not think i can properly care for a dog or a cat so my search was a short and brief one. 

but just being on the internet again has made me feel a little better about myself because the fact that these other websites exist proves that i can not be the only one out there who is looking to make a friend so even though i feel very alone right now, i am not, if you follow my meaning.

i am a tired tired turkey and i will talk to all you beautiful people tomorrow.

and we are now back in business my friends

so you see i feel like a turkey who has been kept in a bottle for a very long time and then one day to the turkeys surprise the top of the bottle comes off and he is able to squish and squirm his way out and it hurts a little and he wishes he was not gaining so much weight but that is neither here nor there because the main point to all of this is that he is now out of the bottle.

this turkey is able to stretch his wings and look around him and finally explore the bigger outside world that previous to his escape from the bottle was only hinted at but that he always assumed was out there because he was not so silly as to believe that the whole world existed solely around him alone.

but you see the last few days i felt like a turkey who was smashed and crushed and pushed and stuffed back into the bottle because suddenly the bigger outside world was not available to him because of a silly fight between the man and the woman that may or may not have to do with me sitting on a lost cellular telephone and the changes in sleeping patterns that followed the silly fight that have been making the portal to the outside world, and okay lets drop the analogy right now and lets say that the portal is a computer and the internet on it, and this computer has been made inaccessible because the man has been sleeping in just the other room over there.

so instead of learning about the bigger outside world the last few days and greedily ingesting information about everything from greece to my evil twin which is what i have been thinking about renaming a certain mr joseph goebbels, and it is a good name i think, but instead of doing that i have been not been doing that you see/

so anyway, because i do not want to leave you hanging, the man and the woman seem to have settled their differences by remembering how good their sames are and the internet is once more mine for the taking late at night when even the chickens have finally gone to bed.

i have spent the last few days mostly alone in my little shack wondering what to do with this cellular telephone that is so expertly hidden and i have been sad but for no reason i can put my feather on and the reason of no internet in my life does not seem to justify the sadness in full and i do not know why but i have just been a little down lately is all and i think i miss my friend the pig and when he used to teach me english and how he seemed to know so much and right now there are few others here on the farm who can stimulate me intellectually and who i feel comfortable talking to about things that are more important than the sun and the rain and how cute the attention thief is and when do i get my lunch.

i am going to look on the internet now for how others find and make friends because i think when all is said and done maybe the reason i have been so sad, and maybe it is because i am finally getting the chance to put the words somewhere other than in my head here, but i think the reason i have been a little down is because i just want someone to share my sames with.

does that make sense/

i am so excited

so the most interesting thing happened to me today and you will not believe a word of what i am about to say i am sure but trust me it is spectacular.

the man was cleaning up the poop gift that the attention horse gave me and when what do you know out of his pocket came his cellular telephone. i knew it was a cellular telephone because he is on it all the time and i remember the pig saying once 'oh there goes the man on his cellular telephone again' and you know i do not know what came over me but i saw it fall and i saw that he did not notice it and when he took the pail away i went and i sat right on the phone.

he came back a few minutes later and he was looking around on the ground at this way and that way and i pretended to be asleep. i hope you will believe me when i tell you that i am a very good actor and he believed that i was just a snoozing away the afternoon and he eventually walked away.

when he was out of my sight because i kept one eye sort of open even though i was still acting i tried to pick the cellular telephone up with my beak and it was hard but i eventually got it and now i have his cellular telephone in my shack and it is hidden so well under some hay. and not the obvious hay either where you think it would be under but other hay that is just loosely on the ground and would have no business hiding anything.

i don't know what i will do with it but i have it and i feel like the turkey you would have met before i learned all the things i am learning would not have done this.

i think this is what is called personal growth.

vomit

oh is she not the cutest thing you have ever seen/  look at how she is trying to help the man fix the fence and how happy she is when he gives her a carrot and look at how she follows her mother around and i dare you to tell me that she is not precious.

you know, her mother was much the same way when she was young always helping everyone with everything and a heart as big as the whole farmyard and brains too why look at how smart the young one is and how she has already learned a few of the mans simple commands and can you even remember what living here was like before she came along/

and what a pretty name too jasmine is and it makes me feel like the name is coming to me on the very wind itself ‘jasmine’ the wind is whispering to me.

this is what i heard all day today and i think it is time for me to stop hanging around with the chickens because i think i am going to vomit.

i am me

okay so i will make this as simple as possible and it is a list i may add to at some point in the very near future but for right now i present to you reasons why i am unlike the joseph goebbels in world war two germany/

reason the first joseph goebbels had a disease called polio and suffered from a sense of physical inadequacy that tormented him his whole life and goebbels the turkey, who is me, has suffered from a sense of physical inadequacy only once and it was when the attention horse was born and i was too small to do anything about it but i am over that now so one for me.

reason the second joseph goebbels used his powers of persuasion and his ability to create powerful propaganda against men and women running in the other race whereas goebbels the turkey only uses those powers for good and nobody will die and if i lose the race well then i will be mad but not forever i think.

reason the third on may the tenth in 1933 joseph goebbels burned a lot of books in a place called berlin which i think is in germany and you would not catch goebbels the turkey burning a book, no siree, no you would not, because i love books and even if i do not understand what i am reading which is the case with this one book the man has on his shelf which is called the holy bible and it is filled with strange words and far too many names and so my point is that even if i do not understand or like the book i would not burn it, not even the holy bible.

so there are three reasons at the least and boy is this ever interesting stuff i am reading about and i hope all of you beautiful people can see the difference between this goebbels and the joseph goebbels from germany in the second world war because we really are very different.

and after all of that i still do not know what a reich is, or a reichstag either which is a new word i read today and looks like it could be similar but knowing my luck with words it is probably very different.

the other goebbels

oh dear oh dear oh dear this will not do at all.

you see i was playing around the other night on www.google.com and i suddenly became curious if anyone in the bigger outside world knew who i was so i typed in my name ‘goebbels’ into the box on that site like i told you about last week and i hit google search and you will never guess what came up.

well there was a website about a man named joseph goebbels and they called him the mastermind of the third reich and while i do not know what a reich is, or what happened to the first and second ones, to be a mastermind of anything sounds pretty good to me and i was filled with a sense of pride because i shared the name with this man and when the man and the woman named me and when they painted my name on the little shack in which i sleep they must have been aware that i have true mastermind potential which i think we all know is obvious and is a foregone conclusion.

so i decided to read some more to see if i had anything further in common with joseph goebbels.

so did you know that there was a thing called the second world war and a man named hitler and from all accounts i have been reading hitler was not a very nice man at all in that he did not like men and women known as jews and believed greatly in preserving the aryan race.

now i do not understand what is so important about a silly race that he would want to kill anyone to help preserve it i mean so what if another man or woman runs in a different race, why does one race have to be better than the other race/  and if you do want to see which race is better and who is the fastest you should just make the winner of your race run against the winner of the other race because killing everyone who runs in the other race just seems very mean and unsportsmanlike i think.

so anyway back to how the second world war relates to me.

so joseph goebbels, it seems, basically helped make the men and women in a place called germany believe that what they were doing was the right thing and that killing the other men and women was okay and then there was that reich thing that he masterminded and they almost got away with it but then there was a man from a place called britain who was named after a cigarette company who helped to stop him.

i do not understand everything just yet, but from the tone of the websites i have been looking at i do not get the impression this joseph goebbels character was a nice man either and that is the point that i referred to in the beginning of my post when i said that it would not do at all because this goebbels, this turkey right here whose words you all are reading, is a nice goebbels i think.

anyway i will research and educate all you beautiful people some more tomorrow for right now i am very tired and need to sleep and if anyone knows what a reich is and where i can get one to practice masterminding on please email me at my email address.

turkey farms

hello all you beautiful people and i am sorry if you have been visiting here the last two days and were hoping to be hearing from me and then you saw that i had nothing new to say and i hope you were not too disappointed is all i am saying because this turkey needed to take a break.

i am back and i am excited about turkey farms and turkey farmers. do you know there is such a thing/ a farm where they focus only on the turkeys and not on things like a baby horse.

oh boy the attention thief has been on parade around here let me tell you. everything is jasmine this and jasmine that. the chickens talk about her like she is their queen and i haven't said two words to her yet because she keeps pooping near where i have to sleep and oh boy the smell.

i bet she thinks i am a grumpy turkey but i am not grumpy i just do not need to smell your poop you attention thief. or maybe i should just call her attention horse. oh man how i do not like attention horse.

but i am easily distracted because i wanted to tell you about turkey farms.

i am following some nice turkey farmers on twitter and i am nervous to submit a tweet to them because i do not want their turkeys to think that i am stepping on their toes but i am jealous that they get the attention that i am craving here.

from what i have been able to tell, these places are good places. at first i thought they were bad places because it seemed like there might be bad things happening, like turkeys going missing like my friend biggun but i think that after i have read some more, how bad could a place be if they feed you lots and make sure you are comfortable and they give you something called freedom of range which sounds good even though i am not too sure what range is or how i would use it but i am pretty sure my range is not free here although i do have internet access so maybe that is something.

i am less and less happy here without biggun. i miss him.

and the more i learn about what is out there, the more i want to visit it.

this has been a late night and i am one tired turkey

hello all you beautiful people and thank you for visiting my weblog and reading my words and i hope that you have had happy days.

my mind is so full of new thoughts that i can hardly begin to process them. in the last two days i have seen so many other birds on twitter and i have even made two new friends on twitter and one of them is a cat if you can believe it/

i have not talked about the cat here on the farm too much because she mostly keeps to herself in the big barn and we don't have too much in common and she is always licking herself whenever i do see her which is weird to see but at the same time i wish i could do it. is that weird of me to think about/

i am a little nervous about some of the information i have started to see about farms in other places, specifically turkey farms and turkey farmers. i am not one hundred percent sure of everything just yet but my suspicions make me uncomfortable so instead i searched for tzatziki and oh boy does it look as yummy as i had thought it does. i bet turkeys in greece get it all the time on top of their meals.

i am a tired turkey and i think i will not come in here tomorrow night because i need to decompress and also think about a few of the things that i have learned.

i will share my thoughts when i am ready you can be absolutely certain of that my good friends. if there is one thing this turkey is not it is shy.

to all my new friends i hope you have the most wonderful of days ahead of you.

this is me well sort of

in case you wanted to know what i look like i was just setting up my twitter some more and i added this picture. this is not me because i do not know how to take a picture but it looks a little like me only a little nicer because if you have the chance to choose a picture to represent you why would you not choose a prettier turkey/

 

so much to learn

i just submitted this tweet and it is accurately how i am feeling right now because unlike www.google.com where you have to type in the thing you want to learn about and you get the information you are after, on the twitter website all i have to do is log in and ideas and thoughts and information are already right there for me to read.

this was my tweet from just a moment ago

this outside world is so much bigger than i ever imagined and i am learning so much right now from being a twitter that i fear my brain will explode.

i have so many things to tell you but the man has already woken up once tonight and i am nervous to be here for much longer.

good night all you beautiful people, i will hope to write more to you tomorrow.

have you see biggun/

so when i come into the house now when the man and the woman are sleeping i now have five things to do and oh man does the internet ever take a lot of my time now on these nights.

the first thing that i do is i check my email and i still only have emails from this website and my email website and now twitter and larisa has not written me back either. i have not heard from anyone about where biggun might have gone or about anything else but still i check my email every time i am here.

the second thing i do is see if any of the news headlines on the woman's favourites seem interesting to me and usually they are not but sometimes they are.

the third thing i do now is check my twitter and this is the second night i am doing this and there are a lot of turkeys on there so i am trying to make some friends. if you came here because of my twitter then please welcome and enjoy some of the things i have written so far about greece and australia and voodoo.

tonight i also submitted a tweet asking if anyone had seen biggun so we will see what comes of that.

the fourth thing i do is this weblog and even if the day was kind of boring, like today was, i like to write a thing or two about my days because it is a little lonely being the only turkey on the farm.

and then if i am feeling brave and have not even a sound from the man or the woman, the last thing i do is look at www.google.com for things that might be of interest to me, but i don't think i will do that tonight. i am a tired turkey.

i hope you beautiful people are doing okay because i followed a news link from the woman's favourites and if what i read is correct it seems like there is a lot happening out there in the outside world that is making people sad.

i hope you are not sad.

i am a twitter

i have the most exciting news. what an evening this has been.

i went to www.google.com and typed in 'needing a friend' and, well, let me tell you, some of the things that came up did not seem like my cup of tea at all but then i saw a picture of a bird and i was intrigued and i clicked on it and there is this website called twitter and i was like 'okay google now you are speaking my language' hahahaha

so it was easy to create an account the same way i created this account on this weblog site but with a few differences but nothing my smart brain could not handle and my twitter is the a thing with the circle around it then the words goebbelsturkey.

if you are a twitter too we should become twitter friends and i just submitted my very first tweet to the internet too.

i think it is time i take learning about the outside world more seriously because i do not want to have any repeats of the voodoo plan fiasco. maybe the more i learn about the outside world, the better chance i have of finding biggun, too.

the plan failed

well as you may have guessed i have been a little depressed in the last few days after my failure to obtain the hair off of the attention thiefs tail for the purposes of trying out my newly acquired knowledge of voodoo practices.  the plan fell apart in the very first facet as the chickens did not believe that there was a fox loose somewhere on the farm and thus they would not run to ginger for help and so i was left to try and convince both of the horses myself and i came across very badly in the end as i believe i looked to be quite a crazy turkey and quite possibly crazier than the chickens themselves even appear on their craziest of days.

i have done precious little with my time except to sleep and nap and enjoy my three meals a day in relative peace and quiet and no other plans to take over the farmyard and be the center of attention once again just yet anyway.  the other day was a much needed break from learning about the big outside world because if there is one thing this whole voodoo thing has taught me it is that i do not even know my little outside world as well as i thought i did and the whole experience has been very humbling.

oh well, we live and we learn and sometimes not even in that order.

sad

my plan did not work yesterday and i am distraught and i need to be cheered up something awful.

the plan

so this is my plan and i think it is a good plan and i am going to tell you about it because i sincerely doubt that the attention thief ever uses the internet and even if she did ever use the internet this website is very hard to find, i think, unless she also knows the secret of www.google.com which i do not see how she could.

so my plan involves three parts and i will call them facets.

the first facet of my plan is the distraction facet and i will plant a rumour in and amongst the chickens late tomorrow afternoon when the man is already out in the field and the woman is in her studio doing her art that there is a fox loose somewhere on the farm and that they better be careful and maybe a big horse like ginger could help protect them from the fox because a fox would never attack a horse because of what i like to call the disadvantage in terms of size differential.

so the second facet of my plan is the blending into the crowd part and this will be hard because i am a turkey and the chickens are chickens and in case you have never been to a farm or seen a picture of a farm turkeys and chickens do not look the same but still i am also ‘afraid’ of this ‘fox’ you see because foxes eat turkeys too so i will run around this way and that way frantically as i am assuming the chickens will do because really they are very stupid and i will run up to ginger with them and i will act just as stupid but really i will be preparing for the third facet of my plan which i will explain to you momentarily.

with ginger trying to calm down the silly chickens i will make my way behind the attention thief who is just casually looking on and wondering how she can make them stop talking about a fox and start talking about her again and then i will yell ‘a fox, a fox’ and i will jump up and grab the attention thiefs tail in my mouth and pull really hard and pull out her hairs and throw them to the ground and then i will apologize to her for panicking but i saw a fox on the other side of the barn and would she and her brave mother please go and look for me to calm down my uncalm nerves/

then they will go and i will pick up the hairs that i threw on the ground and run away and then there are no more facets to this plan but instead i will move on to my next plan and if you have been reading my weblog lately then maybe you will have a good idea of what my next plan will be but one plan at a time for now i think.

i think it is a good plan.

oh and one more thing

oh and by the way the attention thief has not done anything too terrible lately but everyone is still talking about her and i can not get a word in edgewise with any of the chickens about anything else but at least the man and the woman have not been forgetting to feed me again and i have been enjoying my lunches in the sunshine as well and today i was even able to nap in the afternoon because the man came out and cleaned around all of my shack and it is nice and neat pretty again.

so now you are up to date and i am going to go and play on another part of the internet now.

voodoo

so woohoo for me because i got my first email from one of you beautiful people although it is not my first email ever because i have another email saying welcome to your new email account and another email saying welcome to your weblog account but those do not count because i believe some nice person was paid to send me those two emails.

but no i got my first real email from a nice woman named larisa and, though i was sad at first because it did not contain any information about voodoo like i was looking for, what the email did contain was an exciting message telling me how i could make money using the internet, as much as 2000 dollars a month which could buy a heck of a lot of tzatziki sauce i am guessing.

but to get the information from her larisa needs my first name and my last name and my email address but i do not understand, larisa, do you not read my weblog and therefore do you not know that my name is goebbels and that i do not have a last name because i am a turkey and that my email address is something you already know because you have already sent me an email one time already/  i believe i have already provided the information you want so i look forward to hearing back from you again soon and thank you so much for your wonderful letter.

so here is what i know about voodoo so far from all of my intensive internet research on www.google.com.

first i read on a website about how i could take some hair from the attention thief and make a little doll that looks like her and then whatever i do to the doll would happen to the attention thief and maybe i will sit on it.

then i read on another website that those who believe in voodoo believe that the universe is all one and that each thing affects something else which is okay with me because i really want to affect the attention thief something awful,  like maybe affect her ability to walk or something so thus far voodoo sounds like it is the right thing for me.

but then i got confused because the second website also told me that, because the universe is one, what you do to another being you are doing to yourself because you actually are the other being and this part i did not like so much because it makes it sound like if i followed my earlier plan i would end up sitting on myself and i know i do not want to do that and so i need some help here please so if you or anyone you know knows something about voodoo please email me and tell me if i will be sitting on myself as well as the attention thief as well as any other important information you think i should know about voodoo and i will be very grateful to you until at least early sometime next week.

finally

hello all you beautiful people. did you think i had disappeared like my friend biggun/ i have not and i am here and i am alive and i thought all the people would never leave this place.

i do not know how long ago it was but i came in here one night to look at the internet and to check my email when the man and the woman should have been asleep and oh boy did i get the surprise of my life when there was another man and another woman sleeping right over here where i am pointing but of course you can not see where i am pointing but where the couch is there was a bed and they were sleeping there and i had to back out very slowly and try not to make any sounds and i do not think i woke them up at all.

i saw them almost every day after that too and they were helping the man and the woman around the farm and they had two kids with them too and oh boy did they ever love to spend time with jasmine and did they even once look at your old pal goebbels no not once.

finally they left and the same day they left i saw the man carry the tree he had inside out of the house, only it did not have any of the little plastic things or stars on it anymore and he put it with the pile of firewood.

i waited a few days before trying to come back in and tonight i have been a daring bird to try but it seems like everything is back to normal around here and the bed is gone and the couch is back and i can continue my internet.

i got my first email too and i am so excited about it 111

i will tell you about it tomorrow though because even though i am daring bird i feel like i am pushing it a bit and so will cut this weblog short today.

goodnight all you beautiful people and thank you for visiting me even though i was away for a bit.